They just have nowhere to train.

17.02.2025

The Latvian Student Championship was recently held. Of the 19 people, almost half of the participants were younger than freshmen and still without a mustache. This is exactly the result reached by the leaders of the process of the collapse of the tournament among the applicants of RTU. That’s why it was worth ruining the tournament, which was really for students and those who want to enroll in higher education institutions.

Let us remind you that the RTU tournament was held annually and the main sponsor was this legendary educational institution. The RTU provided accommodation, free meals, and gift certificates that could be used to pay for courses or tuition.

During the first visit of the Secretary of State, the tournament was eliminated. And chess players and bridge players continued to organize tournaments on the basis of RTU. Therefore, the chess and bridge federations are developing more adequately and rapidly. We have saved all the dialogues about the collapse of the tournament. As well as the memory of the acting characters.

In the meantime, this year we have recruited participants from children, as there is simply nowhere to play. And then I remember an old joke.:

The doctor has a boyfriend with a girlfriend. The guy says that neither he nor his girlfriend have any feelings from intercourse. After much fruitless questioning, the doctor suggests they do it right at his place. We tried several poses, but the young ones stand their ground: they say we don’t feel anything. The doctor calls a colleague at another hospital and tells him about this case.
“Fuck them!” — a colleague answers him, – I’ve had them seven times, they’re students, they just have nowhere to do it!

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