The boy gestured that his name was Juan…

That’s it! It’s happened! Finally, a car was awarded for the first place in the championships organized by the federation! The champion of Riga and the car! That sounds cool! But, this is a joke! A JOKE!

We’re finished! The leaders of the federation began to bring their children’s toys as prizes! And this is not a joke!

Imagine, the champion of Riga got a Baby Boomerang for the first place! Bingo! And the multiple champion of Latvia, hiding her prize behind the diploma in the photo, received it….Attention! – A children’s Scrabble game! This is a fiasco, bro! The leaders of the federation have finally moved on. From the place…. to my childhood

An oil painting! There are mature age-old uncles and aunts, and children’s toys get prizes! Guys! Take care of your children from the leaders of the federation! They began to bring their children’s toys from home, take away the most valuable things from their children!

We are being asked by the heads of other sports federations not to release these figures to other sports! After all, soon football players will be given grass seeds for the football field, hockey players will be given ice from the supermarket! As they say, God. Save the Queen!

The fact that they’ve moved on… Most people already understand! Something else is upsetting! After all, one of them is the secretary of the international federation!

And the point here is not that the secretary is a female profession. Previously, only women worked on it. But times are different now. Heavy ones. So far, they do not force men to wear a skirt when working as a secretary. It’s already good.

And it’s not even that in children’s cartoons, apparently for good reason, secretaries were painted in the image of woodpeckers. The noble bird is a secretary. But not everyone can stand beating their beak and head into a tree trunk all the time! Your head should be empty here! Hammering with such force is not an easy art!

What if the secretary of the international federation, along with his assistants, wants to transfer his experience to the international arena? After all, they have a lot of toys! And energy too! Trouble will overtake athletes from all over the world!

Trouble….

But there is also the organization of the European Championship among boys and girls on the nose! Where these representatives of the federation wanted to take business away from airport taxi drivers. They offered to take the participants to the city of Jelgava from the airport for 200 euros round trip!

Taxi drivers reached out to us….They ask: “Was it possible??”…. For 200?? Panic in the ranks of taxi drivers!

The leaders of the proud federation, who can only take offense, declare boycotts and write threatening letters, have once again broken through another bottom!

Be careful and prepare for the next Riga championships and others. They can give you a pacifier for babies and diapers.

We’re finished! We are surrounded by woodpeckers!