Inferiority and a stick-digger as a lifestyle and the meaning of existence
A little historical background: We danced in the garden on the playground, in front of the terrace, Sherochka and Masha, and it was a lot of fun. N. Kovalevskaya, “Memories of an old institute.”
Before the revolution, girls from good society always tried to speak French, even among themselves. The fascination with French fashions in everything – in clothes, behavior, and even in language – began in Russia sometime in the middle of the 18th century. However, Russia was no different from the rest of Europe. “And she could hardly speak her native language,” A.S. Pushkin wrote about Tatiana Larina in his poem “Eugene Onegin.” From childhood, learning a foreign language, noble children used their native language mostly in conversations with servants. That is, to order something to be done: hand it over, bring it, get out.
The words “sherochka” and “masherochka” are derived from the French words cher, which translates as “dear, dear” and ma chere — “my dear, my sweet.” In the 19th century, French was very popular among the aristocracy. Friends and lovers often used these words when addressing each other. And that’s what the institute girls called each other, that is, the students of the institutes of noble maidens. In such institutions, girls were taught dancing, among other things. But they didn’t have any boyfriends. The students had to dance with each other in class and at the institute balls.
At the same time, the foreign language was also mastered somehow. It turned out to be such an explosive “mixture of French and Nizhny Novgorod,” as A.S. Griboyedov put it. A satirist from the time of Catherine II parodied the “mastery” of the Russian language by noble youth in a love note from a young lady to her boyfriend: “Man, drag yourself to me, I’m willing to see you: oh, how glorious you are!”
What are we all about…. Let’s take another expression from one of our grandmothers:
“No matter what the Child is amused with, as long as he doesn’t indulge himself in front of the mirror for a long time and doesn’t watch German films without translation! Otherwise, he’ll be crazy.”
So these are the proud two federations, dancing like “Sherochka with Masherochka”? They continue to satisfy themselves to the point of exhaustion and bring checkers in their territories to a new kind of indicator of the inferiority of their occupation. The destruction of checkers is happening rapidly in these territories, as is the desire to engage in this sport. Because no one wants to become flawed and it is absolutely useless to spend time in childhood and youth. No one wants to spend time in the poorest kind of sport, being locked up by a collective farm, with no prospects.
After another gathering of henchmen and the intellectually defective, the remaining children in checkers have no future in these territories.,
- The intellectually deficient are eliminating the U-8 group. This means a significant reduction in opportunities for sections and new clubs. The meaning of the existence of draughts groups in preschool institutions and groups for first-graders is almost lost. Why bother with them if you can go study chess with much more interest? And even the legendary Robert and Olesya Misansov club, already experiencing problems with recruiting elementary-level children, will simply close the Checkers direction due to lack of prospects.
- The intellectually deficient have already practically eliminated the U-19 group. They recruited 4 people for the whole country in groups of boys and girls. At the same time, there is only one person playing checkers. If you ask, what is he playing for? We’ll answer – who the fuck knows?! To not go anywhere and just become the champion of an uninteresting collective farm. That leaves six bands that will only be able to play twice a year. The logical question is why? The answer is obvious, and we repeat: Who the hell knows! Maybe they’re just self-satisfied. Oh, yes, for the medals and cookies.
- The intellectually deficient, who are gradually destroying the draughts sport to the ground, turning it into a sport of flawed and useless athletes, as well as infinitely poor, have made a new discovery in the field of linguistics and mathematics. Now the Intellectually deficient, who can only sign letters of pity and prevent the participation of Russian and Belarusian athletes, have decided to be called in the plural. From now on, 2 (TWO!) Federations will be called (attention!) – several federations. We’re not kidding – here’s the text. (section – Protokoli). That’s such greatness. We have been saying for a long time that they are Intellectually deficient along with two clown brothers (impotent). But unfortunately:
The international, supposedly world federation listens to them. She was without eggs. But more on that later. In the meantime, the international, supposedly, federation has barely recruited 8 teams for the World Team Championship. The organization continues to degrade. How can Intellectual Deficit federations help in the draughts movement? Continue to destroy youth sports, which has already been destroyed in the following Western countries: Germany, Israel, Romania, France, Belgium, Czech Republic (partially), Azerbaijan, Armenia…. The list goes on. If there is no youth sport, there is no sport itself. Just a fact.
Gradually, a beautiful and self-sufficient game is turning into a sport for the handicapped and poor in the Western part of the European continent. And it’s better to send the child to chess. There are no intellectually deficient federations and disqualifications. There is a future. There is marketing.
Why do children play checkers 64 in the territories of political impotents? To not go anywhere. Oh, yes, for medals twice a year.
Let’s repeat the words of one of our grandmothers:
“No matter what the Child is amused with, as long as he doesn’t indulge himself in front of the mirror for a long time and doesn’t watch German films without translation! Otherwise, he’ll be crazy.”
Results
Boys U-10 / U-13 / U-16 / U-19 /
Girls U-10 / U-13 / U-16 / U-19 /
