Patients should not run the hospital.
We have long written, referring to a supposedly international organization, that there are two immutable truths in life which, if not observed, can lead to trouble or irreparable consequences. And believe us, we were not joking.
Just as an idiot cannot run a psychiatric hospital, so a beggar or a person who is “bitter about life” cannot lead a constructive lifestyle. With an idiot in charge of a psychiatric hospital, only the sick will be happy, while the healthy will be doomed to eternal suffering. A beggar can tell everyone what gray peas or acorns taste like, but he can never teach how to live happily using constructive strategies in difficult circumstances. Someone who is “bitter about life” can only become a painfully blind radical and a descendant of an Austrian artist, stubbornly insisting only on his own ideas. There is only one language, only one culture, and the more cruel the rules, the better for him. And then suddenly… the boomerang comes back and you find yourself mortal.
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What’s the point of all this…
Elections to a supposedly international organization may soon take place. A guard of incompetent amateurs led by a two-faced, cunning president will try to stay in power by any means necessary. Or promote their henchman with a magnificent Orthodox name.
Some websites close to this gang of half-baked usurpers have started publishing articles about their angelic origins. The funniest thing is how one narrow-minded website writes about the all-encompassing love of these half-baked leaders for draughts players, their desire to develop draughts, etc. And yet, not long ago, this draughts website published lists of disqualified children and took pride in its leader, afraid to publish a game from the World Russian Draughts Championship in Moscow, thinking that they would come after him. Apparently, they did come, judging by the latest materials: squirrels and a mustachioed cockroach.
However, let us turn to the history of the leadership of this gang of usurpers and recall the main milestones in the biographies of Two-Faced and Cunning:
| The Grand Prize of the festival “Clean Hands and an Honest Ophthalmologist’s View” | Bribing voters and rigging the results of an international organization’s election in Tallinn. Then, using the well-known grandmaster R. from Latvia as a front man, he fraudulently got rid of him and deprived him of his independence in decision-making. |
| The Grand Prize of the festival “I skewered everyone as I wanted, on my skewer” | Deprivation of Alexander Getmansky’s right to compete for the men’s world championship title. Then the same manipulation was carried out with Guntis Valneris. |
| Grand Prize of the Burning Perdaq 2021 Festival | During the live broadcast of the match for the world championship title, he tore down the Russian flag, violating every conceivable and inconceivable rule. Damian Reszka apologized for this act, but Dvulik did not apologize for his behavior. |
| Two main prizes from the Miklouho-Maclay and Captain Cook World Geographical Society, “Islander of the Year” and “Discoverer of Africa,” as well as a silver medal from the “Try to Fly” service. | Organizing the most low-quality and uncompetitive world championships in the most mysterious places on Earth. In some venues, only 20 to 30 people from the general population of the country or island knew about draughts. Draughts players could not do anything about the championship prizes. – nothing. He invented a unique global list of players who had never seen checkers before, in order to save face. |
| Winner of the Audience Choice Award for “The Naked King” and “I’m in the House” | He removed him and carried out a unique scheme to deprive Alexander Georgiev of his right to compete for the world championship title. |
| Winner of the jury prize at the “Girlfriend of the Year” festival | As the chief usurper of power in an international organization, he fell out with people within his own country who had supported him wholeheartedly all these years. He caused a huge scandal in the federation of his own country, from which he had been elected. |
| Gold medal at the “Angry Paper Tigers” festival | He supported the letter and the politicized actions of the world’s most insane federations to suspend and disqualify Russian and Belarusian athletes, depriving them of the right to participate even in children’s tournaments. |
| Winner of the Devil’s Advocate anti-musical instrument competition | He unilaterally terminated the agreement signed with the IDF. Together with his henchmen, he began to stigmatize and persecute children and adults who were willing to participate in any draughts tournaments under any auspices. |
| Silver medal at the “Voice of the People” festival in a brown waterproof wrapper | He shouted a nationalist slogan banned by the Nazi organization at an international tournament in Riga. There, he found a follower in the form of an old senile man who, at his own country’s championships, suggested singing the anthem of a foreign country and waving the flag of a foreign country. |
| General milestones in his biography, along with his minions and possible followers | |
| Grand prize at the Pedophiles of the Year children’s festival for young talent and nomination in the Golden Rooster category | Supported the persecution of children on the basis of nationality and their segregation from the countries of the paper conquerors for participating in international competitions in another sport with Russian and Belarusian athletes. |
| Grand prize winner of the “People in Brown” forum in the “Gerontophile of the Year” category | He supported the prosecution of the 85-year-old chess player and his disqualification. He applauded. |
| The grand prize of the seminar for managers on wheels, “The Blind Driver” | Advocating for world peace, I somehow missed Allan Silva’s letter from Brazil and his disqualification. Just as I missed Anton van Berkel’s disqualification, simply threatening and blackmailing the strong and independent (??) Dutch Federation. |
| to be continued |
We do not believe in fair elections. But there are always options for a solution. The choice is a personal matter for everyone. But…
If the team of Two-Faced and Cunning, as well as his henchman, wins, then… apparently, everyone who chose this evil for world sport will have to make an appointment with a psychiatrist. We are now accepting appointments.
P.S. We strongly recommend that everyone who persecuted our club, its coaches, and children, and signed unlawful decisions, apologize in advance. Believe me, sooner or later we will get them.